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第180章追女六字诀(第2页)

                
            

            

            
            
                他生平最怕接触的,就是初之心这种小白花类型,她们不跟你谈钱,她们就跟你谈感情,这种最难搞了,也最危险,一旦陷进去,那可是灭顶之灾。
                
            

            

            
            
                盛二哥现在只是症状初期,已经十分‘诡异’了,这要到了晚期,还得了?
                
            

            

            
            
                所以,像初之心这种类型,他从来不碰!
                
            

            

            
            
                盛霆烨认同的点点头:“没错,她就是这种,活在梦里的傻子,吵着闹着要跟我和盛家划清界限,完全不知道外面有多危险,像这种傻子怎么追?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “很简单,记住六字诀就好了。”
                
            

            

            
            
                司徒轩毫无保留,大方分享道:“一缠二浪三放四砸五收网!”
                
            

            

            
            
                盛霆烨虽然听得一头雾水,但还是乖乖做了笔记,抬头命令司徒轩:“展开说说。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “首先,我说说一缠。顾名思义,就是要厚着脸皮,缠着对方,有句老话,烈女怕缠郎,你每天给她早安晚安的发,拍拍照片分享日常,三不五时请吃饭请看电影请听演出会等等,总之就无时无刻不缠着她……”
                
            

            

            
            
                “不行!”
                
            

            

            
            
                盛霆烨直接就否决了第一步:“我没那么闲。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “那你还学什么技巧,单着算了。”
                
            

            

            
            
                司徒轩又补充道:“约会没时间,聊聊天总有时间吧,趁着上厕所,给她发句想你了,总不会耽误你太久?”
                
            

            

            
            
                盛霆烨沉默了。
                
            

            

            
            
                “这都做不到?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “做不做得到不是重点。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “那重点是?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “重点是……我被她拉黑了!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “啥?你被小白花拉黑了?”
                
            

            

            
            
                司徒轩听到这里,抑制不住的爆笑:“哈哈哈哈,不是吧盛二哥,你居然也有今天?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “闭嘴!”
                
            

            

            
            
                盛霆烨手扶额头,感觉老脸都被丢尽了。
                
            

            

            
            
                司徒轩死咬着嘴唇,努力憋住笑,一本正经道:“没事儿,没事儿,还能补救!”