陆程文冷清秋 作品

第334章 论陆总耍无赖的方式有多花花(第2页)

            
                老头甲:“这活靠咱仨得干哪辈子去?”
                
            

            

            
            
                老头乙:“别想了,咱仨是肯定干不完了,我死了让我儿子接班。有了这趟活,我觉得我们家后面十几代人都不用找工作了。”
                
            

            

            
            
                老头丙:“当时我接到这个活的时候,是持怀疑态度的,但是现在……”
                
            

            

            
            
                他看了看四周:“哎咱们玩儿一会儿啊?”
                
            

            

            
            
                老头甲和老头乙齐声:“好!”
                
            

            

            
            
                然后,三个老头开始斗地主。
                
            

            

            
            
                戚美芍给徐雪娇打电话,徐雪娇还是助理接的,一问就是忙冒烟了,没时间。
                
            

            

            
            
                戚美芍气炸了,直接冲到了陆程文的办公室,拎着剑劫持陆程文,来到了工地现场。
                
            

            

            
            
                陆程文下了车,戚美芍在他屁股上使劲儿踹了一脚,跌得陆程文两手泥巴。
                
            

            

            
            
                “你看看!你看看!你自己看看!”
                
            

            

            
            
                陆程文一看:“哎呀,这片地原来这么大啊!”
                
            

            

            
            
                戚美芍怒吼:“我让你看人!”
                
            

            

            
            
                陆程文点点头,走了过去:“老张!老李!老刘!”
                
            

            

            
            
                三个老头立刻过来了。
                
            

            

            
            
                都很兴奋。
                
            

            

            
            
                老张:“哎呀!大慈大悲的陆总来啦!”
                
            

            

            
            
                老李:“陆总啊!我代表我的子孙后代感谢您啊!这个活您放心,交给我们了,我们抻着干,我相信,未来一百年内,这片土地不会有任何变化!”
                
            

            

            
            
                老刘:“陆总啊!过年我们给您带点土特产吧,我这辈子都没干过这种肥缺!”
                
            

            

            
            
                陆程文微笑致意:“哈哈哈,三位不要客气,不要客气。别累着,工程不重要,重要的是您三位的身体!”
                
            

            

            
            
                老张:“累不着,我最近都胖了!”
                
            

            

            
            
                老李:“我们每人一天就十锹土,多一锹都不带动地!”
                
            

            

            
            
                老刘:“陆总我真服您了,您怎么知道我们干这种活有一套呢?”
                
            

            

            
            
                陆程文拉着老刘的手:“我都打听清楚了!您三位仗着年纪大,倚老卖老,是工地上偷奸耍滑的老将了!上次假装心脏病,讹了我们两万块钱,是您吧?”
                
            

            

            
            
                老刘不好意思:“讹少了啊!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “这一次,我特地邀请三位展示你们的能力!果然……这里有你们跟没你们,完全没区别啊,啊哈哈哈!”
                
            

            

            
            
                老张道:“陆总,您真的是慧眼识英雄!这个工程,您不用找别人了,我们三个能干到死!”
                
            

            

            
            
                老李道:“我真热爱这片土地啊!我死了想埋这里行吗?”
                
            

            

            
            
                陆程文点头拉着他的手,亲切地道:“当然可以啦!我开工的时候,用挖掘机再把您挖出来扬了,让您和这片土地合二为一!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “哦,那算了。”
                
            

            

            
            
                老刘道:“陆总,这片没地方歇着啊!我们天天坐地上打牌,腰椎不太好。”
                
            

            

            
            
                陆程文点着头:“你们是真不要脸……”
                
            

            

            
            
                戚美芍揪着陆程文的耳朵把他扯过去:“你才不要脸!陆程文,你这是什么意思?什么意思?”
                
            

            

            
            
                陆程文道:“大姐啊,全市,包括周边市县的劳动力,大多数都在棚户区开工。我们实在是雇不到人啊!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “你胡扯!你就是故意的!”
                
            

            

            
            
                此时赵刚带着人,呼哧带喘地跑过来了。
                
            

            

            
            
                赵刚拎着一条棍子:“哪儿呢!?哪儿呢、哪儿呢!?敢劫持我们陆总?!姥姥!”
                
            

            

            
            
                赵刚冲到跟前,一指戚美芍:“陆总,是不是就是她?”
                
            

            

            
            
                陆程文点头:“是。”
                
            

            

            
            
                赵刚拎着棒子走到了跟前,绕着戚美芍,瞪着眼睛,挽着袖子:
                
            

            

            
            
                “女的?敢对我们陆总动粗?胆子不小啊!陆总,这娘们儿看着眼熟啊!”
                
            

            

            
            
                陆程文平静地道:“龙傲天的近卫,上四门的高手。赵刚,看你了。”
                
            

            

            
            
                赵刚一愣,想了想:“哎呀,大家自己人嘛!哈哈哈!”
                
            

            

            
            
                赵刚走到陆程文跟前,一只手挡着嘴:“陆总,她已经被我的气势镇住了,您先走,我和您一起走!”
                
            

            

            
            
                陆程文一把推开了赵刚。
                
            

            

            
            
                “总之,前期的钱全部投在了设计、统筹、原材料进口……等方面了,你可以让徐雪娇去查账,我现在真的没钱开工。这三位大爷的人工费,还是从我的晚饭钱里抠出来的。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “我现在都没钱吃晚饭了。”
                
            

            

            
            
                戚美芍气得想哭。
                
            

            

            
            
                你没钱吃完饭?这鬼话谁能信!?谁能!?
                
            

            

            
            
                三个老头惊呆了。
                
            

            

            
            
                老张哭着道:“陆总!陆总您可不能不吃饭啊!”
                
            

            

            
            
                老李哭着道:“陆总!您挺住,我回去让我老伴儿给您蒸馒头!”
                
            

            

            
            
                老刘也哭着道:“陆总!我家有腌好的咸菜,我回去给您弄两罐子来!”
                
            

            

            
            
                戚美芍怒了:“你们三个走开!”
                
            

            

            
            
                老刘扶着胸口:“你跟我喊,哎呀,我心脏病犯了,赔六万吧!”
                
            

            

            
            
                戚美芍气的眼泪横飞:“你这是在讹人!上次不是两万吗?”
                
            

            

            
            
                老刘虚弱地道:“这次我们三个人嘛!”
                
            

            

            
            
                陆程文笑了:“去去去,那边犯病去。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “哎。”仨老头扛着铁锹走了。
                
            

            

            
            
                戚美芍看着陆程文,咬着牙:“你到底想怎么样?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “嗯……”陆程文道:“没钱是没办法做事的,不如……你回去跟我大哥说说,让他再掏七十亿?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “我保证!只要再有七十亿注入,这边立马开工!而且我会把所有剩余的资金全部补上!”
                
            

            

            
            
                戚美芍一瞬间明白了。
                
            

            

            
            
                自己,还有自己的少主,都被玩儿了。