第461章 我主爷起义在茫荡(第2页)

                
            

            

            
            
                伏波和卫天王都懵。
                
            

            

            
            
                这俩人对唱了!?
                
            

            

            
            
                伏波一看阿虎,那意思是说你来吧,这唱戏我不行啊!
                
            

            

            
            
                你闯的祸你自己平。
                
            

            

            
            
                阿虎丝毫不惧,嘴里快速地唱了起来:“啊!贤……弟呀!我和你好兄弟恩义如山,好贤弟又何必礼仪太谦!我五人此番来不为交战,实在是有心事不便直言。”
                
            

            

            
            
                小卫:“说什么,好兄弟恩义如山,你我兄弟情先放一边。因何故你们说话有所隐瞒?有什么,详!细——内情你尽管直言!”
                
            

            

            
            
                阿虎:“非是我兄弟间有所隐瞒,有一桩心腹事不敢名言!龙少主、赵小子轮番来战,我的主陆程文深感难堪!我有心邀二位来在这边,扶少主、保程文,大路通天!”
                
            

            

            
            
                小卫:“阿虎兄又何必把咱欺瞒?两少主自去斗与俺无关!”
                
            

            

            
            
                阿虎:“兄弟们虽然不阻拦,可过了此村再没有店!”
                
            

            

            
            
                小卫:“有心投靠您这边,怕他过后再来翻脸!”
                
            

            

            
            
                阿虎:“兄弟们投靠我们这边,有甚差池我来承担!”
                
            

            

            
            
                小卫:“都说程文最阴险,他若翻脸你怎能承担!”
                
            

            

            
            
                阿虎瞪起眼睛:“阿虎虽然无才干……”
                
            

            

            
            
                一划拉身后:“五颗人头由你来选!”
                
            

            

            
            
                小卫:“甘心当狗不简单,你得对苍天就表一番!”
                
            

            

            
            
                阿虎举起三根手指,唱速放慢:“如果陆主不敬贤,阿虎我们五兄弟!黄沙盖脸,尸骨无全呐啊……!”
                
            

            

            
            
                小卫哈哈大笑:“虎哥!言重了啊!”
                
            

            

            
            
                阿虎和小卫这一出改词儿版《四郎探母》唱完,所有人都傻了。
                
            

            

            
            
                这就……谈完啦!?
                
            

            

            
            
                阿龙凑过去:“虎哥,后面还有个‘叫小番’呢,那个嘎调,翻八度那个……我们等着呢。”
                
            

            

            
            
                阿虎气喘吁吁:“滚特么犊子,我都累啥样了?你真当我学过呢?”
                
            

            

            
            
                伏波抱拳拱手:“卫大哥,您听明白了吗?”
                
            

            

            
            
                卫天王搓着下巴,心说我都不知道,小卫还会唱青衣?
                
            

            

            
            
                回过神儿,赶紧道:“伏波老弟,陆总那边,就请您帮忙引荐吧!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “好!有请陆总!”
                
            

            

            
            
                陆程文在外面听了半天了,此时带着华雪凝走了进来。
                
            

            

            
            
                “卫天王,又见面了。”
                
            

            

            
            
                卫天王赶紧就要单膝跪地,被陆程文一把扶住:“好了好了,站起来说话吧,我不喜欢这套,他们都知道。”
                
            

            

            
            
                卫天王看过去,所有人都对他展示出了友善的笑容。
                
            

            

            
            
                陆程文入座,和卫天王寒暄几句。
                
            

            

            
            
                两个人说话都点到为止。
                
            

            

            
            
                陆程文是装模作样,故作高深。
                
            

            

            
            
                卫天王是深信不疑,难得糊涂。
                
            

            

            
            
                二位珠联璧合。
                
            

            

            
            
                此时洛诗音发来信息,陆程文看了一眼,板着脸道:“回去。”
                
            

            

            
            
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                车子回到别墅,陆程文立刻给大家介绍卫天王和小卫,兄弟们齐聚一堂,共同商议如何对付龙傲天和赵日天。
                
            

            

            
            
                此时一个人出现了,骠骑天王一跃跳进铁门,在庄园里慢慢往前走。
                
            

            

            
            
                铁坨王立刻报告:“报告陆总,骠骑天王来啦!哈哈!”
                
            

            

            
            
                陆程文大喜:“太棒了!阿卫,你和骠骑再次联手,我和这十几个兄弟一起上阵,我们一群人打他们两个,我就不信搞得不定!”
                
            

            

            
            
                华雪凝道:“我去盯小花姐。”
                
            

            

            
            
                戚美芍道:“那我盯诗音姐?”
                
            

            

            
            
                华雪凝道:“诗音姐不用盯,她出工不出力的。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “所以得盯,至少让龙傲天看个样子嘛!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “哦哦,那好,你去盯,你们可以假装打远了,去后面准备吃的。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “嗯。”
                
            

            

            
            
                陆程文踌躇满志:“就这么定了!妈的,龙傲天你还敢来,真当我拿你没办法啊?气运之子,老子打的就是气运之子!”
                
            

            

            
            
                陆程文一拍桌子:“我有种感觉……我,陆程文!是天选之子!谁也不怕!”
                
            

            

            
            
                此时,骠骑天王一掌击飞了去迎接他的铁坨王,高声道:“陆程文!给老子出来!”
                
            

            

            
            
                众人呼啦啦走出来,看到重伤倒地的铁坨王,都很吃惊。
                
            

            

            
            
                陆程文板着脸:“骠骑,你什么意思?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “陆程文,我是来杀你的!”
                
            

            

            
            
                后面卫天王走了出来:“骠骑,你特么有病!?”
                
            

            

            
            
                骠骑一愣:“卫……卫大哥?您怎么站那边去啦?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “不是你让我站过来的吗?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “我啥时候让你站过去啦!?”
                
            

            

            
            
                卫天王捂着自己的天灵盖:“他妈的昨天……哎!?你大爷!你玩儿我啊!?”
                
            

            

            
            
                骠骑朗声道:“我玩儿你!?我是被人玩儿好吗!?”
                
            

            

            
            
                此时一个狂妄的笑声传来。
                
            

            

            
            
                龙傲天霸气地道:“连骠骑天王都反水了,陆程文,你的死期到了!今天,看还有谁帮你出头!”